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    Evil Dead Logo Baseball Jersey (L)
      Evil Dead Logo Baseball Jersey

      Size: L

    This 100% cotton black baseball jersey features a great picture of Ash and Linda on the front. The jersey also features a small Evil Dead logo on the back. This jersey also has a red collar and red sleeves typical of the jersey style.


    Evil Dead Logo Baseball Jersey (XL)
      Evil Dead Logo Baseball Jersey

      Size: XL

    This 100% cotton black baseball jersey features a great picture of Ash and Linda on the front. The jersey also features a small Evil Dead logo on the back. This jersey also has a red collar and red sleeves typical of the jersey style.


    Evil Dead: Ash's Axe T-Shirt (L)
      Evil Dead: Ash's Axe T-Shirt

      Size: L

    You ask what Ash is arranging to accomplish with an axe. I can only assume that Ash is going apply the axe accurately to some ancient Evil Dead a... um... hiney. The front of this black 100% cotton shirt feature Ash with axe and rifle superimposed over the Evil Dead logo. The back is printed with I believe I have made a significant find in the Candarian ruins. A volume of ancient Sumarian burial practices and funerary incantations entitled 'Morturom Demonto' -- roughly translated 'Book of the Dead.' The book is bound in human flesh and inked in human blood. It deals with demons and demon resurrection and those forces which roam the forest and dark bowers of man's domain. The first few pages warn that these enduring creatures may lie dormant but are never truly dead. They may be recalled to active life through the incantations presented in this book. It is through recitation of these passages that the demons are given license to possess the living.


    Evil Dead: Ash's Axe T-Shirt (XL)
      Evil Dead: Ash's Axe T-Shirt

      Size: XL

    You ask what Ash is arranging to accomplish with an axe. I can only assume that Ash is going apply the axe accurately to some ancient Evil Dead a... um... hiney. The front of this black 100% cotton shirt feature Ash with axe and rifle superimposed over the Evil Dead logo. The back is printed with I believe I have made a significant find in the Candarian ruins. A volume of ancient Sumarian burial practices and funerary incantations entitled 'Morturom Demonto' -- roughly translated 'Book of the Dead.' The book is bound in human flesh and inked in human blood. It deals with demons and demon resurrection and those forces which roam the forest and dark bowers of man's domain. The first few pages warn that these enduring creatures may lie dormant but are never truly dead. They may be recalled to active life through the incantations presented in this book. It is through recitation of these passages that the demons are given license to possess the living.


    Evil Dead: Groovy T-Shirt (L)
      Evil Dead: Groovy T-Shirt

      Size: L

    Before those three kids went out in the woods to look for witches... Before razor clawed monsters invaded your dreams... Before four mischievous multi-colored gibberish talking TV on their stomachs wearing creatures traumatized children around the world the true nightmare began. Five college students go stay in an abandoned cabin and learn about power tools and bodily dismemberment in a wooded area setting. Okay so they weren't the smartest college kids around but the rent was cheap. They should have known what they were getting into when they rented the cabin from a Mr. Boog E. Man. The Evil Dead: Groovy T-Shirt is large short-sleeved made from 100% cotton and features an image of our hero Ash on the front.


    Evil Dead: Groovy T-Shirt (XL)
      Evil Dead: Groovy T-Shirt

      Size: XL

    Before those three kids went out in the woods to look for witches... Before razor clawed monsters invaded your dreams... Before four mischievous multi-colored gibberish talking TV on their stomachs wearing creatures traumatized children around the world the true nightmare began. Five college students go stay in an abandoned cabin and learn about power tools and bodily dismemberment in a wooded area setting. Okay so they weren't the smartest college kids around but the rent was cheap. They should have known what they were getting into when they rented the cabin from a Mr. Boog E. Man. The Evil Dead: Groovy T-Shirt is large short-sleeved made from 100% cotton and features an image of our hero Ash on the front.


    Evil Dead: Groovy T-Shirt (XXL)
      Evil Dead: Groovy T-Shirt

      Size: XXL

    Before those three kids went out in the woods to look for witches... Before razor clawed monsters invaded your dreams... Before four mischievous multi-colored gibberish talking TV on their stomachs wearing creatures traumatized children around the world the true nightmare began. Five college students go stay in an abandoned cabin and learn about power tools and bodily dismemberment in a wooded area setting. Okay so they weren't the smartest college kids around but the rent was cheap. They should have known what they were getting into when they rented the cabin from a Mr. Boog E. Man. The Evil Dead: Groovy T-Shirt is large short-sleeved made from 100% cotton and features an image of our hero Ash on the front.

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